There’s a guy in my computer doing that for me

The implication, then, is that he really likes to suck dick.

I really want a version of Bejeweled to kill time with on my phone. But all that seems to be available is the usual heavily monetized mobile slop.

Do you not have a faucet?

This is like one of those parody commercials. "Coming soon for the Microsoft Xbox, the Sony Playstation, the Nintendo Switch, the App and Play store, the Nokia N-gage, the Samsung fridge, Netflix, Nintendo Famicom, your toaster, Kindle, as a shadow puppet theater, "

It really is Russian

Is it a console? Isn’t it a tiny prebuilt?

I’m really excited about that Frame and Controller. Hopefully they’re not too expensive.

Good on paper, never works in practice.

Be quiet, the grown-ups are talking.

Funny how the people who suck at identifying communism are the people with a raging hate-boner for it.

Not really lied about, but moreso ignored that they lost the Vietnam war.

Humanity really can’t progress anywhere with capitalism running so rampant. Every corpo needs to go, or it will be like trying to sail against the wind.

Every goddamn day there’s some new BS showing up.

So it runs a game from 2013 at a little over the minimum acceptable FPS. What was the FPS of those other ones?

Are there dumb robot vacuums? I don’t want to buy a little spy robot that maps my apartment layout to sell to advertisers or whatever.

Try plasma, it upends the whole formula.

I don’t really like games that are overly realistic, or a simulation of real life. GTA falls into that group. Like, I’m playing games to get away from reality, not revel in it.

The server should not be responsible for the food they bring to the customer or for what the chef cooks.

Overton window and all that.