I once worked on a project doing firmware that a lot of people have likely used (printer firmware for a big-name company). One of the more trafficked functions was something like 1500 lines of “if-elseif-elseif…” with something like 13 or 14 different cases.
It did end up getting refactored to something polymorphic and based on a configuration file to cut out any unnecessary steps, but it was like that for a while before I got there, and was like that for most of the year that I was part of the project.

My last haircut was in October 2019 when I decided I wanted to, starting then, go to an every-six-months haircut schedule

Me, still waiting for them make a mario kart as good as double dash

Hard to pick just 1, so here’s a list of ones I deem notable from a few different games:

• 14.3 Billion Years — Outer Wilds
• Undertale — Undertale
• City of Tears — Hollow Knight
  • (with in-game ambiance)
• Under the Eye of Kibenya — Heaven’s Vault
  • No publicly available version of this one; but the game and soundtrack are good, so they’re worth a buy
• Private Room — Five Nights at Freddy’s: Sister Location
• Tiny’s Theme — Mario Golf
• Cleopactra — Ms. Pac-Man Maze Madness
• Dive Into the Mellow — Sonic Adventure 2
• Fathomless Tomb — Deep Rock Galactic
• They Might As Well Be Dead — Risk of Rain 2
• xX_TF_CNS_FloatingBits_Mp3_Xx (Floating Bits) — The Finals

In no particular order, and without adjusting for recency bias:

Single player

• Hollow Knight
• Undertale
• Outer Wilds

Multiplayer

• The Finals
• Awesomenauts*
• YOMI Hustle

* Right now the game is in a weird state where the original company who owned it went backrupt, and the game is in the process of being revived by a different company. In the meantime, the already low player count got lower. On top of that, there’s two versions of the game: an old version that used Steam matchmaking (as the matchmaking server went down when the game original closed); and what had been the current patch, being accessible on a beta branch, which currently has issues making it hard to actaully play a match.

You can come back, you’d just have to take the slow way

This doesn’t answer the question, but I think “ping” is a fine way to describe it, as most people will know what you mean. If you want a more technical word, “latency” is a generalized form of “ping”.

When I’ve used Teams for meetings from my home computers, I use the web version (as I don’t really want to instal the app.) I’ve never had an issue with it on Firefox; not even on devices running Linux.

No; I use it decently often. I also know that typing “2014” and pressing alt-x in Word will insert an emdash if I don’t have access to a number pad.

Alt-0151 on windows