Because he was busy praying towards Mecca and defiling everything that is holy about America, duh!

Next thing he’s going to say Obama didn’t do 9/11 or something!

If the moon isn’t real, where does all the cheese come from? Checkmate conspiracy theorists!

Greetings, fellow geezer!

I bet they’ll forget my double guacamole again!

Ridiculous! Next thing people are going to claim that Japanese schools aren’t getting blown up by giant robots on a regular basis!

Thoughts and prayers!

Those guys are definitely up to something.

And then have a lawyer look at it.

They’re keeping him on as asskisser-in-chief to Trump. I guess they’re concerned that Ternus might not be good enough at grovelling.

You couldn’t possibly come up with a dumber take, even if you tried.

He’s just hungry. Never been fed in his entire life, ever.

Nice of them to preserve and fatten up themselves. There’ll be a feast once they emerge.

These places are not exactly known for being progressive, so it’s no surprise they follow a woefully outdated model of urban development.

Hahaha, good one! Guards! Seize this impudent peasant and whip him to the bone!

“The left” and “the left according to US corporate media” are two very different things.

Yeah, so clean.

But it’ll keep the hype cycle going for a little bit longer! Line must go up!

The point is that Trump, in addition to all his other failings, is medically unfit for the office in a way that would be comical if it wasn’t so serious. Also, people resorting to cynical humour in that face of their perceived powerlessness is not an unusual reaction.