That’s how corrupt systems work.

It is. I changed it now. Maybe you want to try again?

It’s romantic, but like most romantic ideas it’s not based in reality and potentially harmful. Like urgetnt people have said, being sexually compatible is very important for a long term relationship and finding out whether you are only after you got married might quickly lead to a very unromantic divorce.

Fewer girls to rape. Their worst fear.

You’re not supposed to have fun. Also you need to make a baby with every sperm. As explained by the Great Sages here:

Just because NASA is too stingy to fit it with an ansible.

What would you say, if some gigantic naked ape suddenly picked you up and squeezed you?

Is making pointy sticks necessary? Is flint knapping necessary? Is agriculture necessary? I’m pretty sure there were people asking these questions at each of those milestones of human development.

I already had a 233 MHz PII when AoE came out, so no.

Unplugging the RGB stuff is pretty simple.

It’s OK, gramps, let’s get you back to bed.

Who could ever invent such wondrous technology?

I was going to complain about us being excluded.

Correct. Also, they need someone to delegate the responsibility to. They are mainly concerned with not being held responsible for any potential fuck-ups. If they can say “the vendor did it” they can deflect the blame. Unfortunately that’s how making a career in the corporate world works for the vast majority of people. You advance by avoiding getting blamed for mistakes, not by brilliance or competence.

You can’t get it any more ass-backwards than that.

Done!

Do the loaner tits come with a girl attached?

I think I’ve found my new wallpaper.

You filthy pedophile!

The solution is obviously cocaine.