Eh-I

Seems cozy

“When YOUR thing loses its because it sucks, but when MY thing loses its because everything else sucks.”

enlightened shit

Don Jr will play Gavin in the Skydunce movie.

scumbag

She’s decided she is going to lose, so she’s going to cash out big time.

What else are you supposed to do with a problem like that?

Do we have that problem? I went out today, seemed fine.

I don’t think the prisons are bursting at the seams with serial killers, it’s mostly pot-smokers.

I have refueled my car at night at unattended gas stations.

Holy shit

They aren’t hiding it, they’re just lying to our faces because they can.

Why are black people so good at white-collar crime and beating red-tape?

Just tell me what color I’m mad at!

It tells me I’m the handsomest boy in the whole building except the guy in 3B. He drives a Porche.

I’m sure they would never do this in America…

I just got an LG Smart mirror, no steam!

Keeps knocking monopolies of the tables.

Men always be thinking with the lower one, amirite?

/hi5

Yeah, I stopped listening to him. 😐

You don’t get to COD 49 with original creative ideas.

Test post, please ignore syndrome

Oh neat, a profile stalker! And you also recommend outside hobbies? Tsk tsk glass house.

What does he drink? Send him a case.