The last time i watched a clip where he got “absolutely booed” there was maybe 5% boos and 95 percent were cheering with their fat little fists.

I had a lot of friends from germany and i was a little bit shocked that they didn’t speak a second language. They all kinda understood english on a surface level, but not that great. Has that changed?

I’m 40 and i think i’m stronger and fitter than when i was 30. The downside is when i get hurt. I used to fall off my skateboard countless times and just got up and kept going. Two weeks ago i fell down some stairs on my ass/back and it still hurts.

Someone has to be the first female president. And she ticks all the boxes.

I matched with a girl on tinder, she had 6 pictures, 5 of her ass in spandex and one that was a blurry tree or something. Nothing else in the profile. I wrote her “nice ass”. To which she answered: “you guys are really original, you know that?”

Wtf else would you write someone? "I bet you have nice eyes, if i could see them.

For a billionaire he is pretty nice. Which only makes him an absolute piece of shit.

Omg, that’s kinda what i thought. Nature pictures are super cool, but no picture of how we treat nature in general. No garbage island. Even back then, what defines a lot about humanity is war and treating each other like shit. I don’t see a point in making us look like a perfect and great species, when we’re clearly not. If anyone ever finds this, it’s gonna be so far and so long, that it doesn’t matter.

Congrats, you’re now a narwhal

Or do the Bethesda thing and let people playtest their slop and fix it for free.