if it was just a damn red hat it would be less disrespectful because the red hat is kind of his thing. however, disrespect is also his thing, so…

agreed, but

if they’re going to flip out over a tan suit, which literally means “it’s summer”, we’re going to point out a hat, which means disrespect to the dead.

hey, how often did Duterte show up in the Trump-Epstein Files and how have his ICC hearings been going?

my first thought was that people and their pets start to look alike, but i’m not sure their relationship has elevated her to that status.

ah, the states that voting irregularities involving musk showed up last election?

what do you think we’re practicing at the computer all day

it sounds like she wants to reciprocate giving pleasure in some way, just not that one. give her an idea.

the sexiest organ you can use during sex is your brain, then your voice. communication goes a long, long way.

speaking of your username, i love the palestine support but i keep thinking HEY HEY HEY every time i see you because of when i grew up.

they built a what now

gotta get tortillas and salsa sometimes

sorry, most importantly committed, also enby. but i think what you’re looking for is silty loam, not a man.

this is what i like to counter with when they try to pay me with exposure “point me to the good definition”

that’s really neat, but also disappointing i can’t like draw a duck in the qr and somehow make it work.

(sad songles)

i really hope the international community steps in eventually because i ain’t got the wherewithal to take on the local pd wih my 36 inch walking stick let alone the entire apparatus of the statesian military.

um, i had one. still have it in a case in the garage, next to my 1950s adding machine that sat in the corner of my cube making me look like a Real Numbers Person Tee Emm.

if i’d known my hood was going to be brown i might have reconsidered.

Perhaps you’re operating off old definitions

we’re gonna need more belts