Thank you for the link. I was going to binge read the next time I was insomniaing and you saved me a Google!

oh gosh i forgot about them. i used to have a webcomics rss and they were one of my favorites (i loved when the bard got his vanity class or whatever they’re called).

you just made me want to get fish again. i love tetras but i was a kid. i knew shit about fish so i couldn’t keep them alive. by the time i was old enough to properly care for a fish we had our Oscar and those tetras would have just been Brunch. I don’t think we had a fish named Brunch.

the hardest part of conservation is learning how to do it. like, i play saxophone and the instruments literally die and need expensive if you go too long without playing. how to take care of a sax? make sure your mouth is clean (like, rinse it out with water at least) before you play. ABSOLUTELY do not eat anything or drink anything other than water (not even flavored water bullshit) while playing unless you want to go brush your teeth before picking your sax up again. don’t leave your spit swab in while it’s in the case even though it fits so perfect in there, and play it regularly (like at least once a week but once a day is better) to make sure the cork doesn’t literally die. so sax conservation boils down to playing often and keeping your mouth clean.

guess how i ruined my first sax dudes. it was not doing this shit above.

I’m just thinking of the goonies. Oh no, the statue! Her favorite part!

It obviously does not. Per pound Wormy Bill is your top producing employee.

Don’t tell me what I haven’t done

I would like to subscribe to FishFacts by LimeyCris

Okay this has nothing to do with fish and everything to do with the mirror test. What does it say about you when you know you’ve acquired a doppelganger and you see a photograph and can’t tell if it’s you or the doppel in the photo because it was at the event where you met your doppel and that was 20 years ago. Like, we had the same glasses frames and everything it was weird

Radioactive goldfish

We had a very well cared for Oscar. He was a smart fish. He really only liked to eat tails. He was in a hundred gallon tank with just a few other fish besides his pet feeder halfgoldfish he refused to finish eating (every time he’d refuse to eat a goldfish, it got named after a meal or a food and became part of the fish family)

The bastard still tried to commit suicide like once a month. We were just lucky someone was usually home because I know what the cats wanted to do. I don’t know what the damn fish wanted but he’d jump out of the tank regularly.

Well thank you that’s gonna mean Unidentified Ass Phenomenon to me from now on

Honestly some of the horror stories I’ve heard, hysterectomy seems kinder and safer.

I think slime molds are the same but I don’t know.

i bring it up because slime molds are cool and when do you get to talk about slime molds

Pad kee mao keep up

Hey that’s not true you’re a Bigfoot

I think he doesn’t know what beefing means

It’s the sexy voice actors

Dude I heard that joke in the 80s. There’s a million variations.