I still can’t understand how he gets roles and my buddy Critter just gets an occasional extra spot with a line.

Critter is cool. He worked on the old USS Constitution in Boston as a recreationist. Leto is not cool. He never worked on a sailboat.

Honestly if he fucked off to his bunker or private island and stopped bothering/interfering with everyone, maybe a person might like him and not his money

Ha who am I kidding

In a decision making capacity? Definitely. Just maintaining the tech? Elections for that position will result in nonexperts making decisions.

Like, chevron wasn’t a bad doctrine. You want your elected officials to hire/consult experts, not be an expert in everything [challenge level: you’re not Ken so good luck]

What if you’re male and have a handbag instead of a laptop bag?

We need to finish naming all 12,000 mushroom genders before we can make laws about them

Would you still vote for me if I was a worm

My dedicated mp3 player is an old phone

Rule 1 is no outside food

Does the $26 include the cost of the gram of green he smoked to be able to eat the lovers special by himself?

What’s so unbelievable about a dozen guys sitting around eating sticks of cold butter?

I know real success gets better ribs

Applebee’s has a bip section?

if they’re hiking around oakland, yeah. the rocks do not taste good

three orders of nails please. i already drank a cup of ratx

spite has literally saved my life. it’s my second favorite emotion!

don’t forget an almost fanatical devotion to marijuana

Sometimes you can just tell the crust is gonna be awful.

Like when I made it. I am a shitty baker.

music, and the best resource is a microphone so you can record your practices and listen to them.

ballotpedia is pretty reliable but not quite as detailed as you’re looking for