I read “Fingering warmth“

Sounds a bit sexy

I suspect the prompt contained “facing” which fucked up the directionality of all the logos and flags

In fairness, we’ve ensured wages don’t keep up with inflation either, so it balances out… it’s just probably gradually decreasing in quality over time

In French you can say ininflammable

Should have been enflammable

Either way. The OP is iOS afaict

On iOS if you swipe down, the “full status bar” has the percentage either way

Well 50 / indeterminate amount

The black mirror is when other people can see your number! On a(n even) darker note, I think that’s exactly what they do on death row tbf

Personally it feels like having a countdown until time of death

It’s even harder when you’re gay

When you still need a job

My comment was about vocal human interaction, not on a device.

I agree with that in principle, but a) it should be in meta data and b) it should be abstracted so the user can display any format they wish. As a last resort, in the file name, sure. That standard adds a lot of extra time gumpf

Apr Aug Dec Feb Jan Jul Jun Mar May Nov Oct Sep

Perfect

No, you only say the 4th of July that way

FYI that’s about 218°C

It’s not a bad idea to write it 6202 but then we’re redoing all the numbers, and that’s going to take time

I feel like you would only say “of August” if someone is staring at you in abject horror completely untethered from the time stream

I always feel like rolling my eyes whilst Americans slowly drawl the month at me before telling me the day of the month I wanted

“Dec…”

Oh god, you’re American

“…em…”

Here we go, we’re going for it

“…berrrrr”

Yes, we’re getting there

“…rrrrrrr”

Hopefully we get to the date, or I’m going to have to ask someone else

[inhales]

Why did it have to be an American

“Twenty….”

Please not the year

“…-seventh”

Hallelujah, thank the lord, we have a date. Oh Jesus, why such an ordeal. So much time for stupid intrusive thoughts. What was it again…?

Admittedly like most of this is my failings as a person