The hard copies are hard to find and I don’t buy digital.

So, that explains one.

Normally you do that by speaking. Kirk poured it out through his neck.

The only problem with Kissinger being dead is that if hell is real, Satan suddenly has a powerful ally.

Every day a fascist dies choking on their own blood is a good day.

Charlie Kirk was a false flag.

I made it as far as figuring out what countries my wife and I could easily get visas for with our respective lines of work and even started filling out forms. Then I realized all my friends are here. My family is here. We both like our jobs, our home. It’s just the people I some associate with that I don’t like.

Yeah it’s called Look Up.

Are you looking at cleavage? Stop it. Look up.

I like boobies too but dude take some personal responsibility. Let people live their lives

No no he wants pregnant women to start taking ibuprofen.

Next up, the rise in prenatal mortality is linked to Democrats somehow

Well now see my cousin Skeeter got himself a 8k TV with that settlement money he got from when he got run over by that bmw downtown tryin to get his kids back ya know? At the courthouse? Anyway he was sposed to use that money to pay fer his doctors and whatnot but he got himself that TV and the dang thing wouldn’t fit through the door! Got her in to the trailer but couldn’t go no where so he put that sucker up right outside has movie nights the whole park can come n see. Course ol Skeet likes them naughty flicks you know with the blood and gore and titties n stuff, talkin bout like Dusk Till Dawn, talkin bout some Striptease, uh you know what’s the other one the one where the girl takes off her bathing suit Fast Times that’s the one. Anyway the boys in the neighborhood LOVE ol skeets movie nights but I think some o them parents are gonna set his trailer on fire for too long here now.

No that was a separate piece of kit. You got the triangle, the compass, and the ruler in the same color plastic. If you were real cool your compass had like a ruler attached to it to make drawing the lines easier.

I’m not sure he really even has the authority to do THAT. But the courts take longer than a news cycle to sort this shit out.

PERMY

Other locations may be either too hard to access, too fragile from repeated injections, or too inconvenient for a whiney patient.

A friend of mine had to eventually have a port put in, because there wasn’t anywhere left she could get an IV she’d had so many.

Trump could be anywhere on that list really. But if he’s getting one every 6 weeks, they may be running out of suitable locations. They won’t give him a port, that’s just as likely to kill him.

He might be getting regular IV injections and getting some bruising there as a result.

If you were around in the early days of the Internet, this video was far from the worst thing you’d see.

He’s definitely gonna eat something out of that bag anyway

Fun fact, John Brown had chronic back pain from carrying around the weight of his massive balls.

Actual fact: Americans don’t learn about John Brown because John Brown’s existence highlights a lot of ugly truths about American history, the American people at the time, and how corrupted the core of the American experiment really is.

Ruminants creating greenhouse gasses is a problem that can solve itself by returning to huge fucking pastures and cooperative farming.

Instead, we’re getting synthetic food. We’re a decade removed from human grade kibble at this point.

Here again, capitalism is the problem. A capitalist offering capitalism solutions to problems created by capitalism isn’t appealing.

A frightening number of sex offenders get work release. About half the work release guys I work with are sex offenders. The other half are drug convictions.

The drug conviction guys are generally happy to tell you what they got sent to prison for, sometimes with some mild embarrassment or remorse. A worrying number of the sex offenders will tell you inadvertantly when they’re bitching about the people they victimized making obtaining parole difficult. No remorse at all.

I have a prehensile girlfriend. She can grab stuff.