That’s the definition of a piece of shit. They only want to do things if it’s wrong.

I’m only on world because lemm.ee got shut down for whatever reason

That’s pretty funny and if I were in that German subreddit I would probably have migrated out of solidarity

Sounds plausible

Yes but why specifically german? Is the founder german?

Master Yoda?

I doubt the cheaters are ending their relationship over this

I wonder if it’s because I’m using voyager

Calling your dick by some other dude’s name seems weird. Like naming your dog Michael and not even calling them by any abbreviations.

“Hold on, Michael needs to go outside for a poo”

“Michael, stop cleaning your asshole in front of company”

“Michael, come lick this peanut butter off me”

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Teach me your ways sensei

I want to comment a gif of a collosal titan but everytime I try to upload a picture on lemmy it fails

There is no correct answer but this is the correct answer

Certain women like asshole confidence. Typically the type to write “I’m a bitch, deal with it” in their bios

Yes I have clearly said that I find it funny that Trump is killing people. Definitely said that.

Are you asking why I’m asking an inane question in the nostupidquestions community? Because that’s ironic. I know that I dont know, it would be arrogant of me to think I know the answer when I only really know a bit about the past 4 presidents.

You believe that me asking this question is negatively impacting Americans? I’ve been polite to everyone that has been pleasant and even those that haven’t been.

I don’t know who pissed in your cheerios today but maybe block this community and me if stupid questions make you that upset.

I don’t know if you need your meds and a nap or if you’re actually going to make a video of vinyl shoving

You have a way with words. As in a way to put letters together in a seemingly correct fashion but trying to process the meaning is like trying to shove a vinyl record into a usb port. I like you

All this talk about upper butt, grabbing low hanging fruit, short fucks, and local food banks has me ready for round 2. Out of completely unrelated curiosity, how tall are we talking?

I have an urge to throw a towel at you and tell you to clean yourself up while I put my pants back on. Thanks for the ego boost and I hope you get some help with your drinking problem. I left the $60 on your nightstand, goodnight.