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That made it worse!
[Michael knocks on stall door]
Big Joe Grizzly: Hey, buddy, just to give you a heads up, I got a taco supreme talking back at me, so I’m going to be a while. So do you mind waiting somewhere else and let me pass this beast in peace?
[Michael knocks again]
Big Joe Grizzly: Look, brother… if you’re looking for some kind of action, you better take it on the arches before I’m done dropping this load. Or you’re going to be one sorry a-hole.
[Michael doesn’t leave]
Big Joe Grizzly: Okay… you just hold on, Daisy. I’ve got something for you.
[unsheathes knife, opens door]
Big Joe Grizzly: Let me introduce myself. I’m Joe Grizzly, bitch. And I’m gonna cut that goddamn mask right off your face, you…
Varesti@lemmy.zipto
Technology@lemmy.world•Pizza restaurants: Why pizza-making robots are not cutting itEnglish
5·3 days agoFrom the moment you understand the weakness of your flesh…
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A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•‘Dollar store dinners’ go viral on social media
15·4 days agoA lot of them sell items underweight or won’t stock specific items advertised as being on sale until the sale ends as well.
I know it’s a joke, but technically possible on a water fast. I’m not recommending it, but not actually impossible.
You can tell he really made it himself.
“Some day I’ll have a tiny forge and turn them into tiny swords.”
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Tim Apple names John Ternus as successor and legally changes name to Cook
18·4 days agoJohnny Trillionaire McFuckthepoors XXII
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Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•Food served to US service men & women.English
1331·5 days agoNow do modern prison and public school food for comparison.
Did they do it, guys? Did they expose the system?
The rain is free.
Varesti@lemmy.zipto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•You've just won a competition and now a major game developer has to make whatever game you want for free. No compromises. Your vision. Period. What game do you make?
6·6 days agoIt’s not your vision, exactly, but I think Project Zomboid handles this to a degree. You start out with the power/water on and none of the food spoiled yet. But as the game goes on, you need to rely more and more on things you’ve made yourself. Also, you’re told from the very start that this is how you died.
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•You've just won a competition and now a major game developer has to make whatever game you want for free. No compromises. Your vision. Period. What game do you make?
6·6 days agoThe rest of the Xenogears series/saga.
Xenogears was supposed to be episode 5 of a 6 part story and the other ‘Xeno’ games don’t count because of legal BS.






El Hombre.