Sure! We could send 100k soldiers, spend $100 billion, fuck around for 10 years, then leave and be back in this situation right now!

Which direction, Father?

In the direction of deer.

You can

SWWEEEEEEEETTTTT!!!

Um, Eddie Murphy will live forever as Donkey

Perfect time to install linux on those bad boys

Tricky

Well, they never get punished for it, so what’s the downside?

I did it once when I was a kid. It was pretty fun. As an adult, it grosses me out a little bit having everyone’s head in there

Unironically. When you find the one, they will love you because of this, not in spite of

😂 I’ll still take it over the bullshit everywhere else, though

In these comments: a whoosh heard around the world.

Fair enough

Linux Mint is by far the smoothest experience I’ve had so far in trying Nobara, Debian, Manjaro otherwise.

They’ve played him incredibly.

That would involve the US president convincing Israel to end its attacks on Iran-backed Hezbollah in Lebanon, a tall order,

Fuck you, Guardian.

In 1998, my father sent me to school with a pager you could leave voice messages on. My friends were amazed how advanced it was.

Or red hair

If it was so powerless, why is the orange rapist so upset?

That is terrifying