Sweet girl. I bet you it felt good on her joints. And she honestly looks great for her age. She must have a loving family :)

Now I can’t unsee that

You’ve got to expand on that

You are a saint taking in a dog at that age. You gave him a wonderful last couple of years. Sorry for your loss.

Max is the best boy

Ha, it looks like you’re much better at taking your cutie to the groomer than me.

second hand smoke *not pictured

Only my wife and daughter are graced with the opportunity to pet her. I’m only allowed to let her sniff my finger.

I only feed her, house her, and scoop her poop

I needed to upgrade my GPU in 2020 and now I need to upgrade my RAM, fuck me

It’s the opposite of my Maine coon. I swear the colder it was the longer he’d stay outside.

Only if you spread syphilis while you do it

I’ve repositioned my side mirror to shine back at them. Usually gets them to back up a little bit.

You might want to rethink the nightshirt because it has an Ebeneezer Scrooge vibe to it.

In the episode he did on it he had to borrow it from Pat the NES Punk. Of course that was 14 years ago, so I assume he could have gotten his hands on them since.

Out of curiosity, what would you plug those into to get the best use of them? I couldn’t imagine the headphone jack on my motherboard would be able to take full advantage of them.

Back around this time I was in the military and each base had Public Folders in Outlook where people could post stuff for sale. I left my computer unlocked one day and one of my colleagues posted my car for free on there. This was also back when you would have like 25 MB mailbox limits. Needless to say my inbox got filled up in minutes.

We have Enzo Ferrari being a prick to thank for the birth of Lamborghini, the Shelby Cobra AC, and the Ford GT40

My husky mutt is that way too. The second it snows she just wants to go outside and lay in it. I basically have to force her to come back inside.