Nice, I love Jon.

Hell yeah, finally I get to agree with the Yappy Monotheist!

Can we see, since we’re strangers?

I literally worked as a high-level conservative political hack for years. I grew up hyper-religious and hyper-sheltered. I thought I was doing something good, believe it or not. I still wouldn’t blame anyone for cursing me over it. I hate me for it, too.

That’s how you get Pee Lung, my friend.

I notice you didn’t specify “while swimming.”

Driving through Nebraska is literally hell.

The number of new Utahs is horrifying.

Isn’t that just regular South Carolina?

I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to display most maps in Texas, anymore.

Beamshots.

Don’t use my love of beans beams against me

How heroic and badass did that feel? I need to learn to lockpick. And get a wife. And lock her out.

🔦

I guess I can’t compete. :(

…oh, wait, what’s this in my pocket? A brand new pack of gum!?

How the tables have turned. ANYBODY WANT A PIECE OF GUM?

One person said “I wish somebody had a flashli…” right as I clicked mine on.

I came in my pants a little just imagining the perfectly-timed ego stroke. In my mind, the click of the flashlight is immediately followed by a moan.

Save your breath. It’s honestly not worth it.

I’m naked as we speak. 🥂

👍

I’m ranked at Bronze I after a decade or so playing.