Sweeet like ice cream

Given his why, he was defo not mentally fit.

After the internet too.

I delivered pizzas for quite some time and we had a map on the wall laid out like a road map with grids.

Order came in, address matched to grid, find the address and go.

Our slower drivers would use gps or maps. The good ones just knew the area.

“I’m still here and haven’t murdered you”

^ love

No.

I had a cat who went gremlin mode over spinach, silly little fucker

My dog loves fireworks for some dumb reason.

To the point where I think if he could he’d run to find where they are coming from and try to bite them.

Fingertip away from a shootout.

Holiday Inn hotels were required to have 2/3 conference rooms and an attached Restaurant.

All across America are holiday Inns with empty vaults like this, with some form of “top of the line at the time” conference room system in disrepair.

A degree is a piece of paper that says you’re able to be trained, it comes with a side of “and you’re wildly in debt so you’ll take what you can get”

Stop sea lioning and go look for yourself.

Drake, he did pedo things.

I mean I don’t give a fuck about the PlayStation stuff so … not really worth my time to recreate.

Better templates for future use:

Freedom brought to you by Lockheed-Martin and Bud Light

My dog protects my sleep.

2 kitten boys who want to be played with and fed WHENEVER THE FUCK THEY PLEASE, but the big scary snore monster under the blankets keeps them away.

I do not look forward to the day when they discover he is the snore monster, because they love their big funny looking cat brother otherwise.

I remember he is a pedo because he is one, not by making silly memes with him.

But not looking in the dryer first?

There are versions of this meme format that don’t use a pedophile

Rockstar became into existence during GTA1, they released mission packs for it then became the publisher generally before GTA2

My cats regularly burrow into the blankets and end up half out, a number of times they end up looking like they’d been tucked in.