There’s nothing worse than a workaholic in denial.

An airplane and firetruck collided killing a couple people at Le Guardia this morning.

They selected an old man who was too far to the left.

I agree Biden is an old communist and I would have preferred Bernie Sanders over him any day.

That’s a pretty fucking personal question.

My heart goes out for all involved but unfortunately that’s what happens when you elect a socialist mayor.

Transvestigations are never funny.

I would beg to differ as my mom is a monument and my wife is an obelisk.

Christopher Columbus is one of the greatest Americans to be born in America so I for one support this move.

This falls apart when you consider Sydney Sweeney.

When will the first murder occur?

The better question with giraffes is ‘will it blend?’.

That’s how you make your preacher jealous.

It really makes you think you know?

I salt mine overnight and pat them off before I sear them.

Harris would have twice as bad maybe even three times worse.

What is a woman?

Is this a woman?

PETA hates all animals that’s why they want people to eat what they eat and starve them.

Being eaten by a superior creature is part of a turkey’s lifecycle and who are we to deny them that honor?

why you aren’t personally storming any castles.

Because there are no castles in America and my vehicle isn’t amphibious.