It’s a good prank, but I’m willing to bet that DHS was going to do it themselves anyway.

And yet the 1% are pretty sure they can just violence us all into submission.

I think they can’t say “fuck you” on the Disney Channel.

And it’s such a tiny little bird, too.

But also…

Dating concerns of the modern era: “Now, how do I make it clear I’m not a murderer without looking like a murderer 🤔 .”

You’re doing well, I’m sorry right now.

Well, it can’t be Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, or Virginia. Those are commonwealths.

Get me TWO!

And the OEM’s are like:

Getting ready to cast Cura over there.

ph’nglui mglw’nafh Skibidi Rizz wgah’nagl fhtagn

http://archive.today/2026.01.08-134018/https://www.404media.co/the-state-of-anti-surveillance-design/

Define winning—cause if it isn’t generating vast amounts of bullshit hallucinations, then Brad Smith is talking out of his poop hole.

I didn’t read the Yelp reviews—

Isn’t it good?

Power Supply OEMs: “Hey! We want in on the price gouging too!”

Or it’ll be like buying a used car, 36 monthly payments and your PC will finally be yours!

Eyes up here --> 👀

👀 <-- and there

Not an O-face, but a NO-face.