I can’t, I’m drunk that day

I think number 2 the next day would be a more harrowing experience.

Shigesato Itoi my beloved ❤️

What is the origin of this meme? I’ve seen it a few times this week.

No TempleOS? The Lord shall smite you for this wicked heresey.

It’s honestly impressive how many unattractive “features” they’re apparently packing into this.

Unfortunately, these are the only bright sides to this new OS. Microsoft’s Copilot, the AI assistant the company has been aggressively injecting across the ecosystem, will now be a core part of the next Windows iteration rather than a supplementary feature.

11 is bad enough, but it seems like 12 will be infected with copilot at every level of the OS rather than just shoehorned into every single app.

These AI features won’t come cheaply, with Windows 12 set to debut a new hardware requirement just as its predecessor did with the TPM 2.0 requirement. This time around, a dedicated NPU would be required, a specialized processor designed to handle AI tasks.

Oh, great. Yet another new hardware requirement, this time for unwanted AI, in a marketplace with runaway hardware prices caused by AI. On the plus side, this will make it easier for most people to not switch.

Some features of Windows 11 might also be locked away behind a subscription model that are expected to be “advanced AI services”, but the core OS will be a one-time purchase only.

Ok, so not only are you charging money for the OS, you’re also taking away existing features and making people pay a subscription?

The modular aspect of the OS is Microsoft’s CorePC architecture project that they’ve been working on for years. It will redefine the Windows experience by allowing the addition and removal of components. This will help customise the OS for each build, whether it’s a lighter-weight system, a gaming-prioritized build, etc.

Can we remove copilot, the subscription model, advertisements, and spyware?

Best I can do is a cult that worships and makes sacrifices to the only surviving Zoltar animatronic fortune teller after the nuclear apocalypse.

which implies they have a right to force their religion on their children.

Alito has pretty consistently implied that he believes religious freedom gives christians the right to impose their religion on others. Or that other people don’t things that christians disagree with is somehow infringing on their religious freedom.

And Thomas is just a piece of shit who has explicitly said he just wants to make liberals miserable. I don’t even think all the bribes actually influence his decisions, he would’ve been this terrible for free.

🤌 the fact that you went through the effort to make that text green, too

Even the ones on top have a soggy bottom going on

humour

It’s Always Cloudy in the United Kingdom, innit bruv?

Shrek is the rightful king of Greenland Earth

Whodas

New phone, Whodas?

I saw enough headlines between 2016-2020 to learn not to trust these copium posts. No, his supporters aren’t turning on him. No, other Republicans are not secretly plotting to oust him. No, he’s still not going to suffer consequences.

Jesus was super anti gay. You can tell by the way he hung out with exclusively men, rubbing their feet and kissing them on the lips like all heterosexual men do.

Treat your body like a garbage dump the night beforehand, too. Cheap Mexican, beer , etc. Nothing illegal about ripping some nuclear grade rancid farts in proximity to other people.

Hint: priests/religious leaders, republican politicians, anti-LGBTQ activists

“But I’m straight”

“So is spaghetti… Until it gets wet.”

“Okay but that’s a bad analogy because I just turn ten stories tall when I get wet.”

Don’t forget invading blue cities

"You’re absolutely right! Shaking the baby is incredibly dangerous and I told you to do it anyway! This was a major mistake on my end and I’ll do my best to avoid such errors going forward.

If you’d like, I can help provide resources on infant funeral planning or how to apologize to your wife when she comes home and sees what you did. Just let me know what you’d like hear more about."