Maybe he wants you, give him some snuggles.

Well get the fuck gone already

Hell yeah!

If you are going to install chrome anyway just stick with edge, it’s the same privacy invading slop with a different coat of paint.

As long as it doesnt affect your daily life it doesnt, matter flick your bean till it falls off.

Spain has a chance to be a hero and tell Trump to fuck off, don’t fuck it up Spain.

Good

The current federal government is pedophiles, they aren’t going to arrest themselves.

The level of naivete to think it’s a good idea using a microsoft account on a microsoft product for your illegal activity is astounding. Especially when you consider the amount of technical knowledge required to do such a thing.

I legitimately cannot make that connection, Microsoft has never been shy about tracking you or their tight relationship with 3 letter agencies. It doesn’t take a genius to know they are going to snitch, I figured that was a foregone conclusion.

Kids need to learn about OPSEC.

I’m going to need the location of this magic pothole.

You have sleep apnea my friend, go get a sleep study done.

I had a red eared slider, they will take chunks out of you if they feel so inclined they bite pretty damn hard.

Aww, he looks like a silly little guy!

I will sleep well for sure now.

I didn’t know he had a whiskey but I have learned a long time ago that a celebrity endorsement on anything usually means its awful.

Those malt cups were always so gross, tasted like ice that had been shown a picture of chocolate once.

If your hanging about with your junk out I’m looking. If you don’t want me to look put your pants back on.

I wish my grandma was cool.

look at me over here not giving a fuck, any organization or person that cooperates with the maga regime can fuck all the way off.

Well heres to hoping they succeed.

Leatherman