You could follow three 90s trend of twisting the loose end around and letting it dangle down your leg.

You could even hang an onion from the end if you were so inclined!

Egg?

I haven’t signed into anything work related on my phone since we switched to Google.

Anything work requires goes on my tablet.

Yesterday I read on here that Microsoft doesn’t let their teams use Teams.

Attention and entertainment desired? On social media? That’s just plain wrong.

We do, too.

My wife once caused it to crash by popping an aluminum bottlecap on top of the control interface.

You have misjudged me, but I do appreciate the response.

Sure, but presumably evidence is needed for such an accusation. I’m not saying it didn’t happen, but I’ve seen no other allegations and am asking for evidence.

If they display this at his funeral, you’re gonna feel real silly.

I am specifically refraining from expressing my politics publicly, but I do have a question. Borne of curiosity, not to make any point.

Didn’t his brother die of alcoholism? I thought that’s why he doesn’t drink.

When I met my wife, she loved going to theaters to see kids see something amazing for the first time.

She’s so wonderful.

Interpret it how you will.

Are you sure you’re trying to help and are not a cannibal?

You put “stupid” in quotes but what’s the “joke” here? “Haha, I lied to you, hilarious”? I’m glad people get joy out of this … I guess … But I’m curmudgeonly and don’t get it.

edit: I do advocate checking links before you click them, though. Due credit there.

You have not changed my feelings regarding it.

Arfkjr.

I appreciate that my client finally shows YouTube pictures but, for those whose don’t - XcQ, link stays blue.

Never understood the appeal of that stupid “joke” anyway.

Sounds like a healthy relationship.

And that car, though.

I mean, it had nothing to do with him, but still. Goddamn sexy car.