The day I find out I’m Hitlers father and my own grandfather…
What if I had a vasectomy first? I could accuse her of being barren and really treat her like dog shit.
/s on that second part.
And why just Hitler? If we could time travel I’d assume he’d have plenty going after him
Based on what’s happening in the US it’d have been a good idea to sink the puritan ships
Gotta love the heteronormativity on this post. Why fuck the mother? Why not go back in time and fuck Hitler and make him fall in love with me? All hail homo-hitler!
If you think about it, there are on average 30 to 80 million sperm in a typical ejaculation. So I’d find Hitler’s dad on the street, bump into him and jiggle his nuts a bit. Surely that’d be enough to change history.
Adopt baby Hitler and raise him in a way that would not give rise to the kinds of feelings and ideologies that could lead him down the path of ethno-nationalsim.
Oh shit my phone doesn’t work back here. I know I’ll send him to art school!
“Fuck hitler’s mom”
Yeah that sounds like the setup to a bootstrap paradox in which you were always hitler’s dad.
Get a vasectomy, then start the relationship.
Because it is a thought experiment about punishing people for pre-crime, not people actually planning what to do with a time machine.
