• theneverfox@pawb.social
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      2 days ago

      Get your binary food logic out of here

      Sandwich is something between two similar things

      Taco is a thing wrapped around another

      Pizza is a thing on top of another

      Calzone is when one thing is fully encased in another

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          2 days ago

          I know, it must be terrifying to have the truth of the world laid out for you so plainly. Terror is a calzone, by the way

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              1 day ago

              Ah, I see, you are stuck on a pizza of ignorance. You must return to Sandwich

              You must stack another pizza upside down upon your understanding

              Acknowledge the pizza for what it is, a half sandwich. And how could a half sandwich ever turn into a whole sandwich?

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                21 hours ago

                I have no idea what all that pizza talk is about. If I fold my pizza slice length wise as many people do, is it then, by your definition, a taco? But we will have to agree to disagree, even if I am correct.

                Also , i need to do some historical and culinary research, but I think a calzone may actually be a dumpling.