Why can’t they just make a Discord server for free instead??
And what if they don’t, will he kidnap their Presidents too? Or maybe tarrif them?
didn’t he just threaten denmark that he’s done with peace because he didn’t win the peace prize 😑
Sounds like the league of nations just collapsed
Noice country ya have here, vary vary noice…would be a shame if someone invaded it…wunnit?
Nobody expects…
This guy has ruined satire news…
Satire now would just be him doing anything like a normal sane president.
The 1bn requirement is a great way to make sure countries in the global south can’t join.
Guess murica will have to liberate them of their resources.
That’s cute but where are the Epstein files?
The “in cash” part is quite interesting…The US government is now a racket headed by an infamous NY gangster that made a fortune scamming people in the real estate business.
History does beat fiction
Board of peace has the same energy as ministry of truth
The grift goes global.
What does his secretary of war think about this?
Just so long as he gets to keep bombing unarmed fishing boats
Trump is a genius inventor: he keeps coming up with new ways to take bribes
It’s a coin operated system. Insert $25M for the next 6 days of peace.
And it won’t be by GDP either. He will ask the exact same amount from each country. If you’re too small to pay, you get conquered
A board of peace - after telling the Norwegian prime minister that he’s not committed to peace anymore because he didn’t get the peace price (and no, the PM doesn’t control the peace price)
He doesn’t know how to spell, its meant to be “Bored of Peace”
