beep@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoHow do I get one of those jobs where I send an email and then go to a meeting then draft an email then leave work and get paid $98,000/Year and have a badge on a little cord that says senior deputy anmessage-squaremessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up195arrow-down17file-text
arrow-up188arrow-down1message-squareHow do I get one of those jobs where I send an email and then go to a meeting then draft an email then leave work and get paid $98,000/Year and have a badge on a little cord that says senior deputy anbeep@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square25linkfedilinkfile-text
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minus-squareNegativeLookAhead@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·2 days agoHave you tried orally interfacing with the genitals of a member of the management at your place of employment?
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days agoThat will get you nothing, but maybe an STD.
minus-squareNegativeLookAhead@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 days agoSubstantially-increased Total Dollars, yes that’s correct!
Have you tried orally interfacing with the genitals of a member of the management at your place of employment?
That will get you nothing, but maybe an STD.
Substantially-increased Total Dollars, yes that’s correct!