WanderWisley@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoPoop!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square29linkfedilinkarrow-up1225arrow-down113
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minus-squareMurse@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up206·1 month agoNurse here. I’ve wiped a cumulative mile or two of stranger ass crack, so… I know a thing or two about poop. The answer is: If everything’s working normally, your bowels will reabsorb water until it becomes solid. They’re really good at reabsorbing water. If everything’s working normally. If you’ve got the Hershe’s squirts, things are not working normally. So… you’ll probably just shit your pants. *snaps glove* Now spread em.
minus-squarekarashta@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 month agoI remember being told at one point, “you can hold your pee until your bladder bursts, but in the end, you will always shit your pants”.
Nurse here. I’ve wiped a cumulative mile or two of stranger ass crack, so… I know a thing or two about poop.
The answer is:
If everything’s working normally, your bowels will reabsorb water until it becomes solid. They’re really good at reabsorbing water.
If everything’s working normally.
If you’ve got the Hershe’s squirts, things are not working normally. So… you’ll probably just shit your pants.
*snaps glove*
Now spread em.
I remember being told at one point, “you can hold your pee until your bladder bursts, but in the end, you will always shit your pants”.