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did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 hours ago

back on Lemmy after a month away, it feels like coming home🫶

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back on Lemmy after a month away, it feels like coming home🫶

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did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 hours ago
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    The elephant is as tiny as cat.

    Cute.

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    🐘

    🐈

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      Fixed at last

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    But… the orgies are real… right?

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  • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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    its a matter of perspective man

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      The cat’s just a lot closer

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    Braces for more shitstorms

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    Are you a meme?

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    Fun fact: An average adult elephant weighs more than 32,000 bananas…

    • https://elephantguide.com/how-much-does-an-elephant-weigh/
    • https://weightofstuff.com/how-much-does-an-elephant-weigh/
    • https://bananaforscale.info/convert/weight/12000-pounds-to-bananas

    Okay, the numbers vary wildly between different species and genders, just eat the fucking bananas and have a good day 🍌

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      And you’d still not get radiation poisoning from that many banananananas.

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      c/bananaforscale

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        Oof, I’m already subscribed there too, but their last post was from 6 months ago… They need some more activity over there, I just don’t have any bananas for photos right now ☹️

        I do think it’s kinda neat that bananaforscale.info fairly recently added the weight category, it used to be only length conversion.

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    welcome back horny lady :)

    • did_you_find_violets@lemmy.worldOP
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      fingers crossed i don’t get bullied off the platform again for no reason at all😭

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        Oh no. I saw some people were quite vocal about how they didnt care for your posts but I think a lot of people liked them, they just didn’t say anything (me included).

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        I don’t think that’ll happen but I try to drink a teaspoon of cement every day and just have to remember: there will be upvotes, there will be downvotes, at the end of the day, life will go on

        “Empty your mind. Be formless, shapeless, like water. You put water into a cup; it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle; it becomes the bottle. You put it into a teapot; it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow, or it can crash. Be water, my friend.” — Bruce Lee

        • did_you_find_violets@lemmy.worldOP
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          that’s the meaning of this post🙂‍↕️

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        I’m not taking up pitchforks but wtf? missed the memo

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          Also ootl. Who/why bother the hornyposter?

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    lel, my client says it’s your cake day

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      It’s because they just made the account.

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    I’ll be honest, i’m curious if you’re still getting railed by the vietnamese duo you liked so much

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      hahaha, no. the trip ended and we parted ways. and they weren’t Vietnamese, lol. I actually didn’t even fuck any locals while I was traveling, the bodyguard duo kept me dicked down well enough.

      I do have a new man now, though, and let’s just say I’m currently living my daddy fantasy. not gonna expand on it for now because I know people on here are gonna flame me for it, lmao.🫣

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        Already can see the AO3 tags [Daddy issues] [Age diference] [Power Imbalance]. I’m really astounded how you move from one to the next so fast. Where i’m from there’s not much flexibility in couples. You either make it work with the couple people that’s compatible with you on town or you just have to change town if you wanna meet anyone.

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          finding men is easy. I could have a new one every day without putting in any effort if I wanted to. besides, I’m not looking for anything serious right now, I’ve just been having fun and enjoying a few flings since my breakup.

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      But don’t forget that the double penetration railings needed to have parents permission first.

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    Welcome back, sweetheart!

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    I know we shouldn’t, but someday we might make cat-sized pet elephants.

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      They would hunt literal dinosaurs for fun.

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      I smell a great new scam business opportunity…!

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    The tiger waits, as the baby elephant draws closer…

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