Everyone’s a camgirl, only some people know

He doesn’t earn $15.5 million a year, he gets paid $15.5 million a year.

That should keep the depressions at bay for a week or so.

We can has Spanish century II: Catalan boogaloo?

Terrapins move well on land and water, they have webbed clawed feets, mostly they live on fresh water.

Distant muffled sound of Diogenes frantically strapping scuba flippers onto a Galapagos tortoise

Great band

Counter-offer: Make tents for the homeless out of landlord skins

And if the work experience kid accidentally opens your bathysphere you get forced through a 1 inch gap at 500km/h.

True story, it happened.

No booze for me! Just my 12 step program, fresh air, clean water, the grace of a loving God, and a twenty of fenty

Someone way better at editing gifs than me should edit the 5th element “We’re sending somebody in to negotiate!” Scene to have tux superimposed over Bruce Willis

Low-key great distro name

Are U mad they would fight, or mate

This meme is so old it could vote. For Regan.

Yeah of course, if they looked attractive to me and liked me back.

30 minutes

You just start to like that feeling.

They’ve stolen 10 of them since December

For easier disposal and more surface area for Maillard reaction

Nor the US Navy 😬