I feel like I’m on repeat, I’ve been saying this like every day lately… So many people with morals leaving, but they just leave the position open for someone 100000x worse to fill…

Future archeologist trying to carbon date my pan:

“WTF is this thing!? There are so many different layers of carbon!”

Very true! I wouldn’t want to shut myself off from the other possibilities, it could even be money laundering!

Oh the endless possibilities!

I’m worried about the person who leaked this. I could 100% see this nazi administration charging this person with treason and terrorism charges seeking the death penalty to make an example of them. :(

“You know, they have a word – it’s sort of became old-fashioned – it’s called a nationalist. And I say, really, we’re not supposed to use that word. You know what I am? I’m a nationalist, okay? I’m a nationalist. Nationalist. Nothing wrong. Use that word. Use that word.”

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2018/10/24/trump-says-hes-nationalist-what-means-why-its-controversial/1748521002/

I’ll never forgive Santa Claus for not giving me my one wish for Christmas, this fuckers obituary.

“But it’s ok because it’s patriotic now to pay more and more and more. Yeah yeah, it was TERRIBLE when eggs were expensive under Biden and that’s why you voted for me, but now that it’s me in office it’s actually patriotic to pay even more than you did before!”

MAGA: “Baaaa! Baaaa! We’re patriots! Baaaa!”

Good to know!

I’m 100000% convinced any politician that has a “token” is looking to scam people…

Of course I’m also convinced that 99.999999% of politicians are looking to scam people anyway lol

The Vietnam bit is funny to me because I actually knew a girl that was also incredibly attractive, but believed firmly that the Vietnam war never happened lol

I believe their user agreement said something about waiving the right to refund when I checked it out last night as well.

For the most part yeah. Depending on what the item was I have a pretty good idea what I would have done with it. I’m one of those messy organized types where everything has a spot, but that spot might not be the most presentable lol

For everyday things like my wallet and keys there is only one place they could be, unless I accidentally left it in my pants pockets.

The fuckwits that support maga would gladly spend 5x that to hurt someone, but would absolutely lose their fucking minds if the base amount, 5x less, was “given” to them to help.

Most of the time I don’t know what I’m walking into so I’d walk in and do a diagnosis first then have to go back and get the heavy equipment/parts. There were probably a few times I could have done that after diagnosis, but I always feared losing the spot I found and making it worse lol

I’m glad people like you are out there!

My 2 story’s are nowhere near as great as this but I’ll share anyway lol

The first was working in a supermarket: I hated working at the register, I need to move around, I can’t be stuck in one spot for hours on end. I had tried to get reassigned to another department so I could be more active so I ask the manager if anything has changed and if I could be moved. This sonofabitch actually says this “I’m going to do with you what I do with my kids, I know you really don’t like the register so you’re going to stay there.”

Ok. I grabbed my drawer, handed it in, and walked out.

The second was working as a service technician years later. I had to go to NYC very often and parking succccks there, I usually have to park blocks and blocks away from where I need to be and carry heavy equipment back and forth. Occasionally you’ll be in a timed spot and might not make it back in time and get a ticket, the boss never paid those tickets they were on me for choosing the spot, fine. One day I looked for 15 minutes for a spot and couldn’t find anything, so I parked in a restaurant parking lot that wasn’t going to open for 3 hours. 20 minutes later I get a call from my office that they’re going to tow the van if I don’t come get it… $300 for them to not tow the van. By that point I probably had already paid $3000 in tickets, most of which I really didn’t have a choice, it was carry 50-100 lbs for 30+ mins each way, or eat a ticket. That was the final straw. I absolutely hate driving as it is especially in the overpopulated shithole I live in.

I can’t help much if you don’t like to eat the same thing, because I’m more of a “eat to live” kind of person lol

I basically get chicken, mixed vegetables, a bean that I’ll change up every now and then, and mushrooms. Toss that in a slow cooker with whatever seasoning matches the bean I chose well and I eat that for lunch every day for the week.

I guess you could break it up into 2 cooks and make a different style for the second batch so you’re not having the same thing, or have it with rice as well/instead.

Fuck everyone who wished to “live in interesting times” over “good times” because they can’t entertain themselves and need the world to be entertaining for them. Lol

They got their wish.

Typical lazy socialist! Just gets a job and immediately stops working!!

/s …

:P

“Sir it is of my great displeasure to inform you that Santa Claus is getting very close to giving you coal this year. He has a list and he checks it multiple times.”

My current “feed” couldn’t have been set up better.

I did and the results were kinda hilarious.

I was working as a technician at the time and went to a theater I wasn’t familiar with, I needed to use the bathroom and saw a few people cleaning so I asked them if the knew where the bathroom was.

“No ingles, no ingles!”

Oh good I can try my Spanish! “Donde estas el bano?”

“No ingles, no ingles!”

…but I’m speaking Spanish now… Lol