The Assman

So I did this last night after your comment. This morning it’s the consistency of yogurt. Maybe we have different definitions of “solid”.

It’s far from solid at room temp, not really liquid either. Hence the question.

How solid we talking 🤔 wondering about bacon grease

Personally I think it’s high time Mexico accepts some help with their cartel problem. They’ve literally made zero progress after decades.

There was a problem and, yo, he solved it

Skill issue

I was gonna send this to my wife but he wouldn’t get the joke

One egg!? I’m sorry is this the USSR?

“fuck them kids”

- Michael Jordan

How do I keep my salad dressing from separating? I’ll make a nice vinegrette and by time I’m eating it it’s just oil on top of lemon juice.

Edit: this advice is terrible. Mustard? Eggs? Shake it? I’m not making an omelette.

Well there’s the fact that they’re selling switch release titles for full price 7 years later

Implying Biden “took us into war” in Yemen? Because we’ve been bombing them for decades.

Actually medieval people got wayyy more time off across the board. It’s because they all died by 45.