Wait, so does that thing/those things go into your butthole?

Ya got me with that one!

Yeah, if only there was some way to get paid for doom-scrolling this shit

Two things come to mind:

• Subway rolls up with an empty car and I was like, “these fools aren’t on this sweet-ass empty car???”… yeah, dude taking a shit.
• Another being on the A Train, express, and stuck with mariachi band at full-tilt in a convenient 10-15min gap between stops.
• And one time we were the entertainment! Had to get the tree back to the apt, dragged that shit onto the train.

A group of us in NYC and dude rolled up with a rope and declared, “Never leave the house without some rope” and then went on his way.

and like I went on this subway cart where it was empty

Yeah, that is always a bad sign. Not sure if we were on the same train but the same thing happened to me and it was the D!

Yeah, if you ride public transport enough you get a lot of stories. While I do not encourage it, I do look back fondly on some of it.

Me thinks that bat was duel purpose.

I love the old internet with wacky shit like this just poppin on to your radar

Yeah! I want to see this!

Newbie strap-hanger new to The City, a train rolled-up empty and it was cold or hot as fuck, and in my naivety was like, “these idiots aren’t hittin up all the free space!!!”… Yeah, dude taking a shit.

Yeah, you haven’t lived until you’ve had to ride the express A going downtown with a mariachi band at full-tilt.

Because I’m going to need those! Not this second / day / week / month, but I’m going to need those and I have way too many bookmarks!

Just how alone I’ve made myself. I had many opportunities for it not be this way, yet here I am.

Every. Damned. Day.

Just trying to be a good person is pretty tough sometimes. People take advantage. It sucks.

Holy crap m’man! Same!

Our parents used to lock up the TV, their room, and food. Guess who got really good at breaking into things and making it look like anything was amiss

This is so well put! Than you for making the LemmyVerse a better place!

Can you get uBlock and bitwarden on there?

and even self host.

You have a guide about how to self-host an anonymous VPN?