Yeah, this is pretty much what we’re saying.

I don’t agree with Texas about much at all, but a good brisket just needs salt, pepper, smoke, a low cooking temp and patience.

What’s American rail?

Our side of town has zero rail, and it would take about two hours on a bus to get home from downtown, 7 miles away. Oh, and the Amtrak train 7 miles away shows up once a day at 2am. And I could probably hitchhike to where I’m going faster than that shit train would get me there.

That HMS article is wild. As someone with moderate hearing loss and raging tinnitus, this would be a dream come true if it ever happens.