I was also on Accutane in high school. The worst was after swimming in a pool – the chlorine made my face and lips literally crack. Never tried to kill anybody, at least.

the fucking thing’s lane assist will actively and agressive fight me if I try to switch lanes without putting on my signal lights

That sounds like fun when you’re trying to avoid a collision.

which famously can vary by 4 orders of magnitude

That’s why “Hiroshima” is now a unit. We’re lucky “Tsar Bomba” isn’t.

Make Americans Gimps Again

“If you’re doing business with a religious son of a bitch, Get. It. In. Writing. His word isn’t worth shit, not with the Good Lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.” -William S. Burroughs, Words of Advice for Young People.

FWIW trump isn’t really religious, of course.

All Carts Are Bastards

He should probably have done more coke for his Dune appearance.

It’s true that they’re not political actors. They’re political whores. And they’re not even high-priced whores.

Survey Monkey?

Whillikers! It’s so big.

They’re making so much money that they’re still opening Starbuckses across the street from Startbuckses. Make it make sense.

Just replace “togas” with “mass graves” and we’re good to go.

My early 50s had me in the best shape of my life, running 6 miles or biking 25-50 miles nearly every day and being ripped and weighing less than I had since I was a teenager. I’m nearing 60 now and arthritis is creeping into all my joints, though. The breakdown happens eventually no matter how successfully you stave it off.

Lol like I can still squat like that.

Shit, I remember when Nixon resigned. I also remember thinking that Nixon was as bad as Republicans could ever get.

I’m so old I remember when Facebork was just for young people.

This is libelous! That’s a Chuck Schumer quote.

C’mon, killing off Newt and Hicks at the start of the third was unconscionable. It’s in the same category as “somehow, Palpatine returned”.

Alien at least had the second film better than the first, which was a hell of an accomplishment since the first film was great. Fortunately they never even made any movies after the second one.

Too bad you’ll need nine times a lifetime supply!