Yes, I’m pretty sure this is a fake gift box that The Onion used to sell.

Same as the first picture but fatter.

They were all pretty solidly MAGA when I looked.

Hm, I can’t remember the name of it, but I do recall some discussion about why smiles look fake with regard to “hide the pain harold”. The conclusion seemed to be that it’s just how his face is.

Yeah I agree, way too little detail in this article.

The comments on that article gave me cancer.

She basically said “schumer is a symptom, the real problem is the party itself, we need to primary people and get them out.” Not sure how that’s spineless.

Crazy that words have meanings.

No? I don’t like Megyn Kelly but that’s not how logic works. You’ve neither shown that she’s engaged in intercourse with minors nor shown that she has any attraction to minors.

If it makes you feel better, I have no idea who that is because I was already an adult when it came out and had no desire to see it.

Doesn’t take a lot of observation to see that small rodents are in fear of just about every encounter, largely because that’s what keeps them alive.

and let the birds, mice, etc… live without fear.

LOL, that’s not really how mice and small birds work.

Was he eating the cheezits or the box though?

LOL. I mainly got the idea of using genetic modification to increase diversity of a small population from the book Seveneves.

It seems very plausible that if you can make a generation ship, you could make something like CRISPR to artificially increase genetic diversity/eliminate potential birth defects. Or perhaps just store genetic material for more people than the actual colonists on the ship. You’d probably want to hedge your bets in case there’s a low survival rate. There’s a lot that could go wrong. Ecosystem failure, negative effects of radiation, or just good old fashioned murder.

I think the answer lies in the Hunter Biden charges. They can ask the question when purchasing a firearm and then charge with a crime later if they can show that the person lied.

Honestly wouldn’t be shocked if they started going after recreational marijuana either. Some big liberal states have legal marijuana.

Well it shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone, but Randy Pitchford is really good at providing ammo for these types of headlines. Guy needs to learn to keep his mouth shut sometimes.

This is maybe the worst implementation of this template I’ve seen.

Oh no, boobs.

The Karen thing is weird to me because it’s a pretty typical name and I know multiple karens. But it must be generational since it appears to have had a dramatic drop off in the 80s.