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I’m going to have to agree with the third one down. The smartest way to get the rich to help society isn’t to tax them. It’s not. Honestly.

No, it’s guillotines. Guillotines are the smartest way to get them to help.

Think about it. If we were to get bozos, furckerberg, theil, and muskyboy in a big stadium then guillotined them all that would definitely make things better instantly. However if we then said, “Hey, all you other billionaires, you’ve got a year to actually do something decent… or we will be coming for you”, then the guillotining would be a gift that keeps on giving.

(Hell, I’ll even volunteer to pull the guillotine levers so no one else has to deal with that guilt)

They elected a ‘thing’ that’s obviously been a con man for decades.
A blatant racist, casino bankrupting corrupt piece of disgusting scum. Who has had nearly 30 court cases for sexual assault.
A so called human that has numerous websites tracking their obvious lies, thousands and thousands of confirmable and easily debunked lies.
Then there’s the 30 plus felonies. The numerous court cases and fines etc, some of which involve being fined for stealing from children’s charity’s.
The list goes on and on…

But, then, get this, then they fucking elected it again. And this was after the Covid debacle, an attempted insurrection, stealing of top secret documents to sell or use in nefarious manner, AND the Epstein-tRUMP files being in everyone’s faces.

That is what the us is to me now. And for the rest of my life.
A country so complacent/evil/stupid that they can elect one of the very worst ‘humans’ in living history… TWICE!

Anyone know where I can get the 'hard’ware for this game?

I don’t mind it being secondhand. No, wait, I would prefer it to be used…

It’s not a gif, but you get the idea.

People are still buying EA:s unfinished games? Wow.

I admit that they got me a few times, but I quickly learned not to buy from them again.

Yep.
I’m a licence payer and not only would I be very upset if the BBC just paid the raging orange paedo, I also want to offer my services to fight that fat cunt.

I mean physically. I don’t have the money to win in court, however I’d be verrrrry happy to throw hands.
Very happy.
You have no way to gauge how happy I’d be to punch that useless pile of wobbling dementia riddled barrel of rape and corruption.

“Revolution? Nah, that takes effort and I’m not about to do that!! Next you’ll be wanting me to protest, or something. Pfffft. Plus we all know protesting is almost impossible in today’s age of instant communication…
Anyway. Listen. Listen. The midterms. We’ll totally destroy them in the midterms. You’ll see. After the midterms they’ll all be leaving the country, or be in prison. Just wait for the midterms, bro!!!”

Everyno one could have seen this coming!!!

At that things age?

Ok, after having a quick think I suggest the fat orange imbecile takes a dosage of 1000 highest strength viagras, all at once, to get the wrinkly mushroom tingling. Or a quick injection of 200ml of bleach…

Well don’t always believe what your brain thinks…that would be stupid!!

If that happens then how will the Orange Shitgoblin kill innocent children, huh?
Why won’t anyone think of the Shitgoblin’s murderous desires!!??!

Oh, wait, don’t worry. I’ve just read that Shitler’s regime are cutting Medicare aid, which will kill thousands and thousands in the long run. Phew, I was a bit worried there for a second.

The bans were added discretely by the tesseract dev.
It was noticed and pointed out by another dev.
Lots of people checked to see if they were banned. Some were angry…that they weren’t on the list.
The tesseract dev then had a hissy fit and walked off in a huff…again. Apparently he’s walked off before.

So the bill is working as intended and a ‘success’ then?

Are unsolicited pictures of Dick Van Dyke ok?

Oh, pants, now I’ve asked they won’t be unsolicited. I need to really rethink my dick game plans!!

These are to die for!!
They are so tasty that it hits you right in the neck!

Seriously addictive too, just one and you’ll be hooked for life…

My mate Charlie had one and all he could say was “…gang violence wharglegarbleblurfffff”, then slumped in his chair.
I have no real idea what he was trying to say, but I guess it was that the taste was so instant that it was like a gang was having a fight in his mouth?

Last night when I told everyone in the pub I was in the tesseract list all the men stood up and clapped and all the women begged me to have sex with them!

But I digress from our last point of us all being one person. Which I all know that we all are the same. I think.
Anyways, the dev knows it, ‘we’ know it, and the little baby Jesus knows it.

Well it’s either we are all the same person or that dev dude is a little bit doolally in the noggin.

To prove our…wait, no, my point then weI’m going to write a random sentence and then I’m going to finish it all by myself but with an alt account:
I’m a teapot short and stout. Here’s my handle, here’s my ______

Let’s be fair here. The doors weren’t supposed to actually be used because the target market for the Swastikkkar was for people who wanted to would weld the doors shut, paint their cars orange, have confederate flags on the side and top, and then jump in and out of it through a window screaming “Yeehaw!”

No no no, NO! See, look, right, here goes, when the Gang Of PaedosAngelic Republicans lose an election it’s because of the SHOCKING RAMPANT FRAUD. OK!!?!!

However on the elections the GoodGuys™ win then it’s because of all their diligent and trustworthy behind the scenes hard work they do to ensure no SHOCKING RAMPANT FRAUD is going on.

But…but…but, unfortunately, those pesky tricksy demoncrats are in league with the devil and always find ways to do some SHOCKING RAMPANT FRAUD to sway the honest, free, fair elections that the Pure Innocent NazisConservatives hold so dearly to their virginal and trustworthy hearts.

Do you understand and are in agreement, or do I have to send ICE around to explain it to you personally? (In a free and fair and nonviolent manner, of course)

What makes a man a man? That’s right, a penis. So, therefore, two penises are more manly than one penis.

That’s just maths and logic. And you can’t argue with maths and logic!!

The coup, along with other nefarious plans, was prepared a looooonng time ago.

I’m not an expert but if I had to guess I’d say that the usa is about 60% through being completely overthrown. You’ve still got time to stop this insanity though.

The most hilarious, yet tragic, thing is you aren’t being overthrown by a hostile foreign country. Or evil genius mastermind.
You are being taken over by an old dementia riddled pathological liar and narcissist, that paints itself orange who also raped/rapes children and women.

If I went back to the 90s and wrote a book about a ‘rich’ hitler loving nepo baby who raped kids becoming president of the us using Russian money, and then taking it over from the inside I would be laughed at. Not one publisher would touch me.
Hell, even if I got rid of the fat cunts ‘greatest’ hits of child rape, etc, and just focused on the failed reality TV ‘star’ and all the casino bankruptcies with the blatant corruption becoming president then no publisher would have touched me. Yet here we are.