We wanted to watch our daily dose of Pokémon at a friend’s house but there was only a stupid movie of planes flying in skyscrapers on TV. When we wanted to complain about this to his grandfather he was watching the same movie and told us to go. So we decided the TV must be broken and played on his N64 instead. It wasn’t until next day in school I learned that the “movie” was real

Wait you’re telling me the salt shotgun of Scrooge McDuck is real?

And audio books

I use JWST Images from NASA. It’s a free library of fascinating high res images

He got that already got that in Moscow

Wtf? Why is there no comment by the Democratic Party? They should be furious

I could use more wealthy cousins