What’s that raindrop one in the middle?

Is this a phone? Like a Linux phone?

Great idea, let’s all go live in plastic spheres instead!

Quadricycle > Quike

This one’s called Just Fucking Use HTML

How?

Use Ublock Origin. Go to settings and check “Disable Javascript”.

Some sites may not work, so you might need to re-enable for those ones.

Other sites have Cloudflare CAPTCHAs, and you need to enable JS to get past them, but once you get through, you can turn on the JS blocker again.

I cannot avoid reading that as “Je-sucks”

I didn’t actually try it, that’s just the joke that’s floating around. “GNU HURD, like GTA6, will never be finished.”

For all I know, it’s still in beta stage, even if it is usable.

I’m interested in other DEs, i swear! I just don’t use them, or like them!

Replace Linux with NetBSD, and then I’ll just put my entire hand on the touchscreen

Probably would also work with Linux

The year is 5495. HURD will probably be complete by then.

And you can’t forget the BIOS password

I used to be able to. Then I got a new computer… and I was still able to.

Then a few months later my typo rate increased, correcting them quickly got harder, and I derailed more often. (How do I fiz my jeyboarf?) Sometimes it feels like I’m derailed even when I’m not.

QWERTY only, I have never even seen a physical Dvorak keyboard, or any other layout.

It’s an init system for an init system.

The pronunciation is from French (Coronel), but the spelling is from Italian (Colonnello)

Kate is a KDE app that comes close, it’s what I use. NotepadQQ seems to be what you’re looking for, but it’s not actively maintained.

Is the ladder broken, or not?

… and now there are 15 ultimate communities.

What will they eat?