My first wife wanted to get married, she didn’t want to be married. The wedding itself and maybe the honeymoon (fancy cruise in the bridal suite) were what she really cared about. Almost 25 years later I got married again and after our kid was born she said I smelled differently and she was repulsed by me. She decided she didn’t want to be married anymore. 5 years later and neither of us are dating anyone. (I have no desire to get back with her.)

That’s not a bad point, but I can’t imagine lying to get a job under this administration. Then again, I’m not a terrible person.

That’s definitely a way to only hire those loyal to Trump and the GOP.

Do not start or continue a phone conversation when going to the bathroom - public or private restroom but especially in public bathrooms.