It probably says a lot about me to be able to articulate this, but it’s 100% 3 because of the way the head has a low flare leading to a high taper. The others are all way too flat or round, save for 1, but it’s out because the spaces between the tines terminate too high.

And no, I don’t have a reason for this, it’s entirely based on how I feel about forks.

Tried it. Afraid this didn’t happen, and the AI was very clear the phrase is unknown. Maybe I did it wrong or something?

it was common enough that the “Safety Coffin” was invented to help deal with it. If you heard a bell ringing in the graveyard, someone was alive down there.

Is the kink in the room with us right now?

When they allowed you a form of media through which to socialize.

Gonna be real, the only thing this offers that I could want, I already have set up through Playnite…

In fact, I’d say this looks really kinda bad. Just about everything you charge for is just leveraging some service or tool someone else already made for free.