Or the cat could secretly be a wicked witch, who then vows to make an evil AI to contact aliens in order to slay all humans in revenge. Who knows what monstrous things could happen as a consequence of getting a cat wet???

Both takes are 100% correct

That’s really cool, thank you for sharing, especially the derived words from proto-indo-european, very interesting!

Saved from Trumpism by homophobia.

No Roe v Wade overturned, less Russian control of the government, no DOGE, no trade war.

“Some people- some people call me the throat GOAT, believe me folks, lots of people are saying it all over, some very smart people. I’ve got the rainbows and the glitter, they say 'Donald, nobody does glitter better than you, wow”

Telling people not to kill themselves is “manipulative cult-like behavior”???

I’m not even going to bother to read the rest of that, go outside please!

Because it’s a horrid, selfish thing, taking yourself away from everyone who loves and appreciates you.

“This too shall pass” is true for everything.

How is Oblivion Remastered? Was it a surprise release, today is the first I’ve heard about it.

Yeah we should get in a big group with little space between us and threaten the homes and families of people with shotguns, fantastic idea!

Only half the country has a gun in the household, this plan is brilliant!

Oh yeah?? Then why do rats drop Humanity??

Checkmate Hollo- oh. Oh dear.

Opposite Wojak, oh no :(

He was recovering from a pretty serious debuff at the time.

Was it plans to kill the Pope???

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I’m literally crying laughing reading these responses, holy shit people took the bait XD

10/10 trolling, well done you monster