Oh hur hur hur(d)

There is linux without gnu. Is there gnu without linux? sure, but I don’t know anyone who uses hurd.

Alpine should be considered harmful

that’s a rather anti-liberal sentiment coming from what one would assume to be a mostly pro-liberal open source community.

was Stallman really the author of that copypasta? I mean it’s funny to pretend he did, but does anyone know for sure?

To be perfectly honest, I actually prefer sitting at the fringes of demographics. Keeps my engineering skills sharp.

But I’ve never met anyone like this. Do they exist?

Put my mother on mint. The only issue she encountered was the mouse cursor not appearing sometimes, but that hasn’t happened in a while. Other than that, she can hardly tell the difference from windows 10. You should go through with it.

But what if… I took Debian, and disguised it as my own distro? Ho ho ho! Delightfuly devilish, Seymore!

It’s nice when memes are drawn completely from scratch like this. It gives just a little validation to this silly scrolling we all do everyday.

Solution: install windows for them, but complain and evangelize at every opportunity. You’ll be so insufferable they’ll never ask you again.