Not my idea, but here goes: the rapist formerly known as prince

A polaroid camera so they can steal each other’s soul

No, I wanted to make a different point: that uncompressed video would be unreasonably huge. Nobody uses it. Regardless of the resolution, a good compressed video looks basically the same but it is hundreds of times smaller.

You should ask for less compressed video. Uncompressed is just not worth it.

That would be… (checks math)… about 5.972 Gbps of bandwidth, assuming just non-HDR content and 30 fps. Probably impossible for most people.

Less compression could make sense, but literally no compression would be a colossal waste of bandwidth and storage.

Don’t forget to drink a verification can

Just last year they tried to shoot Trump. Twice

Apps/websites that log you out too frequently for no good reason