Does the deal come with gargling autocrat jizz or do you throw that in for free?

Popsermeister?

Maybe where you shop.

As a wise man once said, “if you ain’t first, you’re last”.

Boeing: No receipt, no return. Sorry Mate.

He looks like Arthur Fonzarelli to me in his eyes and total expression. Like he hit the top of the jukebox but the music didn’t play.

Well done, son. I’m proud of you. Hell! We’re all proud of you and shit. Six years and $632,098 to get that Associate degree is now paying off.

Here’s a space for all those that want to downvote, need to in fact, but don’t want to ruin OPs post.

Fucking hate when this happens to me…all of the time.

I thought he was talking about Jesus and his homies.

Damn that’s about 8-10k $USD worth of eggs right there next to beautiful kitty

Coca Cola, yes.

The party pooping SOB is looking for a one way ticket to El Salvador. Right away.

The dude with the bitch ass cello in front is gonna have some PTSD with LOW vibration in his nape.

I saw some dude on the Subway with one of these. And he was sitting down!

Huh? What? Not Some Fruit, Woman!

Yooooo Where’s the NSFW flair?

You’re gonna want a bit of humidity in that jar for decent storage.

Basic resources are SO overrated.