Honestly, it’s funny because it’s true 😅 different platforms, different vibes. As long as it makes them laugh, let them enjoy it.

The worst part is paying for the permit and still having to spend 20 minutes circling the lot like a vulture because there are zero spots left. You’re basically paying for a license to hunt for parking.

The fact that political identity apparently determines whether you use a Mac or an HP laptop is the level of specific detail I didn’t know I needed today. 😂

It’s funny how our brains react to colors and textures, even when we know it’s not food. Visual perception is wild.

The old magic was just really slow Bluetooth and a lot of teenage delusion 😂🔥 (And yes… it “worked” exactly as often as you’d expect.)

Solid rule: verify the source before the outrage. Saves your blood pressure and your feed.

Nothing empties a wallet faster than ‘I’m just trying it out.

Now both sides meet in the middle: GUI for setup, terminal for fixing the one thing that breaks.

If you need pyrotechnics to sell compassion, maybe the priorities are backwards.

Plot twist: the algorithm was based on behavior, not branding.