Mine the data for microanalysis of social trends and use it to influence elections through subliminal messaging.

I want to powerwash that hallway.

He is not going to treat it like a lollipop, he is going to treat it like hamburger!

Why the fuck does the prosecution have the ability to put punishments on the table that are known to bias jury selection?

I’m glad they’re seeking the death penalty.

Because it makes it much easier for the defence team to argue that the prosecution is trying to turn the law into a spectacle, and that Luigi should be acquitted of all charges.

Acting like content can be apolitical isn’t just incorrect, it’s a microaggression against anyone who’s been told their identity is political by a conservative.

Fuck Magic The Gathering

This is anarchist propaganda, by the way. Hexbear users (also known as pig poopers to those of us inside the community) know that centralised authority is the only way to run things fairly. Look at what the anarchist Fediverse has done to our movement - dozens of large instances have defederated us pig poopers and our friends in the rest of the Only True Socialist Triad. It’s a disgrace. Our admins are currently in the process of setting up a BlueSky relay on https://pigpoop.balls/

People are allowed to run their own relays, but it’s really expensive and nobody wants to.

So is AI art. It’s designed to look like human art, with the same biases.

When I don’t like the deal my car dealer offers, I tell him no, and I leave.

When I don’t like the deal the democrats offer, I tell them no, and I call anyone on Lemmy who supports them a fascist. And I don’t care who calls me a tankie, I stand with Russia!