“Sometimes a hypocrite is nothing more than a man in the process of changing.”

• Dalinar Kholin

I used to work in a call center and once took a call from a guy named Jacob J. Justice. Guy should’ve been a Marvel superhero.

They were called anti-Semitic because they wouldn’t shake hands, or they wouldn’t shake hands because they were called anti-Semitic? The article isn’t terribly clear on the order of events here.

Don’t forget the all-important 0.04% nickel impurity!