I’m just one generation too

“You look lesbian, are you? If not, want to come back to my place and fuck?”

Why did she forgive you? Do you think you’re worth the forgiveness? What made you think cheating on the person that put their trust in you would be something you could come back from?

Best thing you can do it walk away, and learn from it, have principles, don’t fucking betray the trust someone puts in you.

Someone should just cancel Ryanair. Shit company.

It was

Would have made a believer out of me

Don’t worry. There is room in the gas chamber for people in wheel chairs too, you fucking freeloading fat strain on the economy.

• Most watery poops
• Worst at sex

The number of users, you can get answers to anything there.

I got a dog to spend time with it. It sleeps with me, it goes to work with me, it goes to bars with me. Don’t like it? Not my problem.

I’m pro-human beings and opposed to killing and maiming people who are trying to enjoy their life.