Your english seems okay

And 0 marbles

I’ve written an entire android app just for myself. I couldnt find anything with the features or widgets i wanted so i just made it myself. Presumably because widgets reduce the need to open the app and that reduces ad revenue.

My userbase is currently me and one friend

Thats a lot of paperwork, just get Ukraine to blow up the pipelines

I had the disolution of the US for 2035 with California being the first to leave… Fuckin speedrunners

I needed to make an account recently, if you make it via a proper computer you get this and it sends it as an “appeal”… Which means they werent clever enough to separate new account creation from actual appeals. So of course what happens is it goes to some call center in some poor part of the world where they’re not smart enough to know the difference or dont care, they hit deny and you get perma banned.

This is not the same if you sign up via an app, which is amazingly stupid but whatever.

Ironically i learned about this by watching youtube videos for scammers on how to make fake facebook accounts.

Of course i immediately uninstalled the app, because i dont want that cancer on my phone.

Oh thats just not [Niel] Fair[banks]!

Anyone want to build an exploding house?

Im not American but if someone wants this idea id love to read about it some day

Edit: spelling