Why would you do that!? Why would you put that image in my head while I’m trying to have breakfast?

High vis vest, hard hat, mask, telescoping pole and a plastic bag with glue could be used for “maintenance”.

No more beef

Make the switch

Eat the rich

“…plus tens of thousands of dollars in annual maintenance fees.”

And

“…enough diesel fuel to run its generators for 2 1/2 years.”

Hopefully they have spares and a tech to do the maintenance for the 2 1/2 years that the apocalypse lasts 🙄