Same, but instead of “It’sa me, Mario!” it was, “Hey, paisanos!”

Got tired of arguing efficacy of vaccines. I was finally called an asshole when I asked if they got vaccinated when they insisted we bring our (at the time) newbron over (far too young to get vaccinated.) So I just stopped replying to messages/answering calls. They now just spread lies about me to the rest of the family that I hear about from non-insane siblings.