PrimeErective

First largest is Walmart, in case anyone else was curious

iSame

How often do they do tours? That would be so cool to see

Personal is crazy

Damn, I gotta get one of those negative mortgages

I’ll pray for you if you pray for me

I think what’s going on with the “torment matrix” problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don’t usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn’t have thought of it otherwise.

More succinctly: don’t give them any ideas!

Maybe it got hit by a car and the “other side” is the afterlife

Got any grapes?

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before

“Physint” kinda sounds like their whole strategy right now

I have states, Greg. Can you compute on me?

Splittah!

Incredible joke 10/10

Was that the one with the quick reload battery slot, or was that the v10? Either way those phones were sick

Why would you want whirled peas?

That’s the “fully automated” part of “fully automated luxury gay space communism”

Eagle River?!

I heard that one was compromised and you should use dot org

It’s incredible