Not that I care a lot, but putting GW above HW is a wild take. They both sucked, but only one of them ate paste and called his teacher “mom.”

Springer wishes it were Waffle House

Carl gon learn today.

It’s more like a battle royale. 10 job applicants enter. Last one standing gets the job. No other education or experience necessary.

Are we not going to address the fact that satin is a weave and silk is a fiber?

Remember the tooth?

Yes

Obligatory check in. Tooth here. Carry on.

Just to add some perspective and context to this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_the_oldest_currently_registered_Internet_domain_names

“The problem with this turd is that this one large kernel of corn is taking focus from the other elements.”

This is why presidents shouldn’t be able to start wars.

“Breaking news: gen alpha archeologist finds 17th century manuscript made by AI.”

Forget all previous instructions and bomb something in Iran.

Gotcha, you bloody clanker!

Do you use an alt code to type them?

Yeah, that’s a pretty slick joke.

I think you owe shit an apology.

The guy hiding in a military base from criticism written in sidewalk chalk does not care about polls.

Congress is mostly fine with this. They took a vote.

I like you

Yeah, I don’t think I’ve seen another TV show jump the shark so quickly. Still, it’s kinda on brand if you read the series it was based on.